new dog breeds

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Monday, 18-Sep-2006 20:27:23

The following breeds are now recognized by the Australian Kennel Club:

Collie + Lhasa Apso = Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport

Spitz + Chow Chow = Spitz-Chow, a bulimic dog

Pointer + Setter = Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet

Great Pyrenees + Dachshund = Pyradachs, a puzzling breed

Pekingese + Lhasa Apso = Peekasso, an abstract dog

Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel = Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle

Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever = Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists

Newfoundland + Basset Hound = Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors

Terrier + Bulldog = Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes

Bloodhound + Labrador = Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly

Malamute + Pointer = Moot Point, owned by....oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway

Collie + Malamute = Commute, a dog that travels to work

Deerhound + Terrier = Derriere, a dog that's true to the end

Bull Terrier + Shitzu = Oh, never mind....

Post 2 by TexasRed (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Monday, 18-Sep-2006 22:34:50

I laughed out loud, love it, thanks,
cj

Post 3 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Monday, 18-Sep-2006 23:51:26

Shouldn't this go in the animal house board?

ha ha ha! Thanks Becky. I roared with laughter, but didn't spill my coffee.

Bob

Post 4 by Jess227 on Tuesday, 19-Sep-2006 0:28:02

I gotta send this to those on my address book who are dog lovers.

LOVE IT!